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Captain Schnook: Missing: one colorful parrot. Last seen sitting on Daryl Hannah's shoulder at the "Pirates of the Caribbean" premiere. We're assuming the actress' Captain Hook-ish get-up is a joke, but given some of her recent sartorial selections, we're not so sure. Either way, the "Splash" star should be made to walk the plank for pairing clunky black leather boots with an unattractive black see-through skirt. And Hannah's bizarre embroidered jacket and lace shirt should only be worn to swab the deck. As for that eye patch, we can only imagine there's an angry and organized group of cornea-challenged...
Published on Friday 30th of July 2010 04:23:49 AM



